A now, a word from StrexCorp!

Over here at StrexCorp Synernists Incorporated, those who tried and failed to create a flying pig are undergoing training to become closer to their perfect selves! At the very least, close enough to create said flying pigs. Even just two!

"The days pigs fly,” they say, and we will hold them to it!

Ever used that metaphor yourself? Tough luck, pal! We want our shows back, or created to begin with, you understand!

Well, there you have it, folks! The flying pig project is once again underway!

((Guys, I’m sorry about not posting. I will be back, but it probably won’t be, I don’t know… maybe until school’s out? I have stuff to catch up on in other places too, and wow I need to be better about that. I’m really sorry, everyone.

I’ll try to be back soon, though. Anyway, I’m gonna go ahead and post something that’s been sitting in my drafts for a good while now, I guess.))

thestrexfiles

tribalfeildae asked:

What is classified as illegal for your wonderful city? I plan on visiting, and do not wish to disturb the public!

desertbluffsnoticeboard answered:

Wow, there are really too many things to name! We’ll send a list to your house. Next time you blink, it will be on your desk! In fact, how it got there is answered on page 3, paragraph 6a! The highlights are at the top, but we recommend reading it all.

If you have any specific questions, though, you may message us and/or thestrexfiles!

thestrexfiles:

That is, Page 3 of Volume 8 of the 263rd Platinum-Double-Gold edition of the Second Official Revision of the StrexCorp® Employees’ and Proactive Customers’ Manual.